clara who?
The Girl Twice Dead,
the Impossible Girl, my story is done.







26 years old. Single. English Teacher. Human, or at least I think I am...
I blew into this world on a leaf. I'm still blowing. I don't think I'll ever land. I'm Clara Oswald. I'm the impossible girl.
I've died many times in my life, so I'm a Once Dead. I've been to many places and seen many things. I've travelled in a blue box through space and time with a man called The Doctor... I'm his Carer.
Clara Oswald, you're the only mystery worth solving



11thdoctr:

clara oswald being a cutie patootie 1/2 }


Clara is exploring the vast Mansion very late at night, walking the silent dark corridors when she hears a noise behind her. "Ah! Wh-what was that?"


pousseynotpussyx:

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Just think of Pussy, but pronounced Poussey. 

Right… well yeah, that’s one way to remember it I suppose… I bet your school years were Hell. Clara tries not to smirk and ends up laughing awkwardly


ivorywarrior:

I can do both. What do you need a hand with?

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Well, I’m making Souffles and, let’s just say… me and them don’t have a good history, if you get what I mean.


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ivorywarrior:

I’m sorry.. What?

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Oh, I just wondered if you’d like to try some? Or give me a hand maybe?


 tumblrbot asked:
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

"H-Human memory? Well, I have 3 which stick in my mind. I will always remember my mum reading her book 101 Places To See to me before bedtime…

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Then there’s the time that Mum, Dad and I were kicking a ball about and it hit that man in the face… Mum used her saying, “Oh My Stars!”… He was funny, he made me smile.

The final one was that day we went to the Park… a man was sitting alone on the swings… I went and joined him. He was sad and lonely because he had lost his friend… he was such a strange man. He said “I think I’m probably incredible…” I’ll never forget him. I wonder if he did ever find his friend…”


someonehasntbeentoscotland:

Say that again, I dare you.

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